Catching Fire Failure.
So, I’m reading Catching Fire, and my lil’ sis is giving me spoilers. I’m right where the games begin, and I ask Elena what they’ll all do about the water. “They have flotation devices” she says. The first thing that went through my mind was “So they can all fly up into the sky, and chill out with the birds?”
I read another few pages, and then I get it.
I break down into hysterics.
Worse than that, I then read “Finnick pulls Mags out of the water” and it hits me.
“Wait, they’re both from the same district, right?” I ask.
“Yeah”
“But Mags is like, 80 years old! Why was she wearing a fishnet outfit that only covers her privates on the chariots?!?! She’s an 80 year old woman!!!”
I broke down into hysterics again.
So did Elena.
